For Faculty - Final Grades for Fall

The end of term is upon us and I thought you might enjoy a classic holiday song.  Feel free to hum along as you read.  The tune is the 12 days of Christmas (it is so adaptable!).  I have taken a few (ok, QUITE a few) liberties with the lyrics.

And the 12 Woes of Grading my Univeristy gave to me

12 Teaching Evals

11 Research papers

10 Assignments missing

9 Cups of coffee

8 Students crying (bargaining, pleading)

7 Bell curves ringing

6 Incompletes

5 Sleepless nights

4 Red pens a' editing

3 Class Rosters

2 Friday Finals

and a Regsitrar clamoring for grades

(due Thursday, December 29th)