Alyssa Kali LaCoy

Alyssa Kali LaCoy
Alyssa Kali LaCoy
2020
Hometown: 
Boylston, Massachusetts

She has joint custody of three turtles: Baby, Carrot, and Turtle.  She’s torn between conservation biology, behavioral neuroscience, creative writing, and music as majors.  She spends her free time playing piano, writing and drawing; she’s unfairly good at all three.  Her jokes, delivered with a completely straight face, routinely take the rest of us off guard.